I've hit 120% of my sales target for the first month ! MUAHAHAHAHHAS !

Time to expose joy's ugly pics !! LOLS ( bare and nude face without make up straight after gym and swimming session) ..save your comments please. =) will be much appreciated ..laughs*

Dinner at HAN'S

I should have just put on my glasses like this smart chick.

Man loves woman to be natural right?scratch head* haha !

book tittle --> WHY MAN LOVES BITCHES?

Interesting as you thought. Got this book from ger straight after she got it from kinokuniya =) credits goes to amerllia* It was highly recommended from her thou. Been reading it for the past few days..laugh and roll by all means..cause my bro have been teasing me for days..that he hardly see his baby sis reading. =P

Anyway,this book is a "smart,witty, and right on. A must-read for all ladies who wants to capture her man's interest.So Dont hesitate ! grab it before it's sold out ! =)

Some tips to share to differentiate a guy who treat you as a back up or who adores you.

The Spontaneous Guy who is treating you as a back up

does stuffs like :
1) You dont hear from him for two weeks at a time and then all of a sudden,you get a phone call.
2) He prioritizes engagements with his drinking buddies.
3) He makes travel arrangements with friends and never ask you to accompany him.
4) He's irritable when he's around you and frequently complains of not having more time to himself.
5) He calls you to cancel plans for that evening.Later that night,you call right back and it goes directly to voicemail.Then he calls the following day with good excurse.
6) He wont even take you out or spend more money.He may ask you for a loan.Before you know it,you're supporting the guy through college.
7) You make it known that you're available on a weekend night.And even though he works during the week,he doesnt make himself available to see you.

The Spontaneous Guy who adores you

will do stuffs like:

1) He make dates ahead of time,and he also wants to see you spontaneously in between.
2) His buddies complain that he fell off the face of the earth.They hassle him but he doesnt seems to care.
3) He's constantly asking you to take time off from work so you can get away together.
4) He's happy to be in your company.His friends and family all think he looks happier than he's ever looked.
5) If he has to cancel a appointment with you,he feels badly about it.He calls you when he gets in from whenever he is because he has nothing to hide and he wants you to know he's being totally "on the level" .
6) HE WILL DO ANYTHING JUST TO MAKE YOU SMILE =)
7) He almost see you whenever you have time,unless he has a professional commitment or there's an important extenuating circumstance.

So girls..always ask youself..are you being ADORED?

I guess i am ? hoho ..=P

RANDOM THOUGHTS.

Most people marry before having a baby.
But in recent days..
Local Women are having babies even before deciding upon marriage.
Is this the start of a new lifestyle trend?

Well,we've all come across couples who've gotten hitched because the girl got pregnant. A shot gun wedding usually happens like this : Girl finds out she's expecting,guy is EXPECTED to be reponsible and the couple prepares for their wedding,preferably before the mummy-tummy becomes obvious or the baby arrives.

BUT,in hollywood countries(from what i heard from my customers)..it works another way out : Girl and boy get together.Although they are in love,they arent ready for marriage.However,girl heeds the calling of her biological clock and goes ahead bearing with the man's child. Both acknowledge they will be parents to the kids.But it's a CHOICE of whether to get married to each other.If a wedding does eventually happen. great. if not..they are both free to date with other people or end the relationship..=) free and easy? cool ! LOLS !

anyway,still wana grats ladies(yingying and jocelyn) who had an early marriage ! your are blessed !! muahahahs !! yuan,ying,fang,amerllia and jorine!! when's all your turn? joy's waiting impatiently !

HOW COULD YOU ? *remember posting this yrs ago..happened to track this back from a mail..anyway just something to share..understand that Dogs who are abandon in nowadays are common..but please avoid that ..=( u may have everything in this world,but they only have you.

Written by : JIM WILLIS

When i was a puppy,i entertained you with my antics and made you laugh.You called me your child and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows,i became your best friend.
Whenever i was "bad",you''d shake your finger at me and ask "how could you"But then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub.
My housebreaking took a little longer than expected,because you were terribly busy,but we worked on that together.I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams,and i believed that life could not be any more perfect.
We went for a long walks and runs in the park,car rides,stops for ice-cream(I only got the cone because "ice-cream is bad for dog"you said)and i took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day.
Gradually,you began spending more time at work and on your career,and more time searching for a human mate.I waited for you patiently,comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments,never chided you about bad decisions,and romped with glee at your homecomings,and when you fell in love.
She,who is now your wife,is not a "dog person"--still i welcomed her into our home,tried to show her affection,and obeyed her.I was happy because you were happy.
Then the human babies came along and i shared your excitement.I was fascinated by their pinkness,how they smelled,and i wanted to mother them,too.Only she and you worried that i might hurt them,and i spent most of my time banished to another room,or to a dog crate.Oh,how i wanted to love them,but i became a prisoner of love."
As they began to grow,I became their friend.They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs,poked fingers in my eyes,investigated my ears,and gave me kisses on my nose.I loved everything about them and their touch--because your touch are now so infrequent--and i would've defended them with my life if need be.I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams,and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway.
There had been a time,when others asked you if you had a dog,that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me.These past few years,you just answered "yes"and changed the subject.I had gone from being"your dog"to"just a dog,"and you resented every expenditure on my behalf.
Now,you have a new career opportunity in another city,and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not aloow pets.You've made the right decision for your "family,"but there was a time when i was your only family.
I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter.
It smelled of dogs and cats,of fear,of hopelessness.You filled out the paperwork and said"I know you will find a good home for her."They shrugged and gave you a pained look.They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog,even one with "papers"
You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed",No,Daddy!Please dont let them take my dog!"And i worried for him,and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty,about love and responsibility,and about respect for all life.
You gave me a good-bye pat on the head,avoided my eyes,and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you.You had a deadline to meet and now i have one too.After you left,the two nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago and made no attempt to find me another good home.They shook their heads,and asked"How Could You?"
They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow.They feed us,of course,but i lost my appetite days ago.
At first,whenever anyone passed my pen,I rushed to the front,hoping it was you that you had changed your mind:that it was all a bad dream...or i hoped it would be at least be someone who cared,anyone who might save me.
When i realized i could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies,oblivious to their own fate,i retreated to a far corner and waited.I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day,and i padded along the aisle after her to a separate room.A blissfully quiet room.
She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears,and told me not to worry.My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come,but there was also a sense of relief.The prisoner of love had run out of days.
As is my nature,i was more concerned about her.The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her,and i know that,the same way i knew your every mood.
She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek.I licked her hand in the same way i used to comfort you so many years ago.
She expertly slids the hypodermic needle into my veins.As i felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my blody,I lay down sleepily,looked into her kind eyes and murmured"how could you."
Perhaps because she understood my dog speak,she said "I'm so sorry," She hugged me,and hurriedly explanied it was her job to make sure i went to a better place,where i wouldnt be ignored or abused or abandoned,or have to fend myself--a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place.
And with my last bit of energy,i tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my"How could you?"was not directed at her.It was directed at you,My Beloved Master,i was thinking of you.I will think of you and wait for you foreve.May everyone in your life continue to show you as much loyalty as i do.
****If this story brought tears to your eyes like how i am typing it out,It is because it is the composite story of the thousands of formerly "owned" pets who died each year at the SPCA shelter and the AVA pound.The decision to add a pet to the family is an important one for life.Animals deserve our love and sensilbe care,and if you really cant take care of your pet,finding another caring home for your animal is your responsibility.Please do your part to stop the killing by encouraging sterilisation campaigns to prevent unwanted animals,stopping irresponsible breeding,and adopting instead of buying..********

OMG ! my girl(J) met his dream guy today ONCE AGAIN ! hey babe,luck's on your way !

I expect to have better sales today.i yearn to earn more $$ to finish off my wishlist.. Yesterday was a great shot ! i've contributed about 80% of the sales for the outlet.i did myself proud =) BUT today,joy only did 2 pathetic customer. Laugh out loud * hmm..it's just not my day. SALES KEEP ROLLING IN PLEASE. =P

I've spend my day in the outlet doing silly things.In fact,things i've never ever tried in my life.I did waxing and a threading touch up for my baby girl(Who's working as a part timer for front desk receptionist at my company)..did her a FULL ARM wax..and well..i guess i've mess up the entire room...hmm..after trying so hard..i still didnt do a good job !dont know why! (leftover with all the ugly hairs not being cleared and patches of glue all over) hahahs ! anyway,It's my first time doing it ! PLUS i wasnt even taught to do it ! hmm..*wondering*is it painful right? ohhh..her expression says everything !! evil smile*go check it out with her den =P Anway,it was a great experience la~quite fun thou ..but please bless me from not being scolded tomorrow..=P

I love working with my girl around ! i *pray* for more part time shift for her at suntec =)

End my day with some pictures with my girl and collegues !

Me at work

We pose,we act,we smile=)

A kiss in return after all the hard pain

My trainer ! Cindi Wong*

A very nice lady who teaches and guide me through the whole training

i COULDNT LOG IN TO MY CDC ACCOUNT.WADS WRONG.!! HAS IT GONE EXPIRED AGAIN? scream* now i'm unable to book my ftt once AGAIN.

Another great news to release ! joy is now upgraded to auntie aka "GU GU " hoho ! my lil nephew is born . named of Darrius TAY ! born on 30th'May'2008..so adorable right !His face is so radient! see ! Investment in bird nests works !

DARRIUS TAY YU QIAN

Weight : 3.25kg

Length : 50cm

Welcoming Mr darrius .(photos grabbed from jas)

Lil darrius in my arms.

hmm..what shall i get for this lil one on his full month? *scratch head* =)

This will be my new blog for 2008. Claps*LOLS. Great.Now i'm gona start blogging each and every lil thing here so as to remembered and understand how i am and going to "waste" my life further on.
Today's my off day! yeppiee !while GSS SALES IS ON !nahhs.. i'm simply too broke to shop =(
all thanks to my stupid company..

anyway ..i had a great day with my bf today.HE'S SIMPLY SO CUTE. joy wana meet him EVERYDAY ! =P we went to the IT show at suntec today.SO crowded pls ! human traffic was real bad. Bi say everyone was like Queing up for mac donalds hello kitty. faint* lols. Managed to squeeze through the crowd after some hard times.Great disappointment! nothing much actually. didnt manage to get my mp3 too.. so bi lend his to me =0 hoho !!

i'm gona be back to work tml ! kill me pls.

Okays,continue from here tml ! Joy's signing off to sleep . LOLS. yawns*